Jeremy ([info]infinidox) wrote,
2005-12-16 16:08:00

oh, why not

So much for not updating my LiveJournal. But I'm at work and bored. And I couldn't help it when I saw what was generated for me...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]kuni_bob (-5000 points). In September I broke [info]paddy_cakes's X-Box (-12 points). In August I gave [info]shashin a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-3992 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
infinidox

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Seriously, genocide and a spanking in the same letter? How could I pass that up?

PS: yes, I added the <strike> tags. Sue me.

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[info]kuni_bob

December 17 2005, 05:19:50 UTC 6 years ago

But...but...you wouldn't kill me, would you? ;_;

[info]infinidox

December 17 2005, 11:36:11 UTC 6 years ago

If it's any consolation, it wouldn't be JUST you...it'd be the entire kuni species. Or at least as many as I could find.
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